my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.
guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
things that are way harder than they should be:
- spreading cold butter on soft bread
- getting a good education
- sacrificing a child for the glory of our lord satan in public
- loving whoever you want
- getting asked to go on a date i mean seriously damn
I just want to stare at hot men for the rest of my life.